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I like Star Wars. Lots and lots.
If more girls appreciated Star Wars I’d have more reason to expect a half decent future.
A Really, Real Story (In poem form)
T’was one starry night,
Dressed so tight,
One lass took a bite,
She looked me up and down,
From my frock to my gown,
With a twinkle in her eye,
With one hand on her pie,
I speak no lie,
As she did not say goodbye,
Vaughan,
You know this is unfair,
You are to attractive to bear!
I was speechless,
Her words like a fine red dress,
I stared in her bright blue eyes,
Eyeing off her pie,
I stated as manly as I could,
Thankyou my dear,
I feel you are sincere,
But while the devil’s drink you have tasted,
I’m telling this one,
A little bit fabricated.
“Steve Carell, Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert: How men would look if they had to pose in ads the way women are expected to.”
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Anonymous asked: I am so keen to have some frisky, unadulterated hardcore sex with you on Saturday. Love, every girl who will be there. P.S. You're mohawk turns me on quite erotically (I'm predicting they'll say that.)
God I love you.
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